7 Bruno Mars Lyrics that will add Instant Swagger to your Day
Ah, Bruno Mars. Didn’t he grow up so fast? One minute he’s hanging onto our every word, catching grenades for us and telling us he wants to marry us; the next minute he’s strutting round in edgy shirts telling us we’re lucky to have him.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I am ALL OVER this Bruno with added ‘tude, and can’t help but notice that my walk turns into something more of a strut whenever he comes on the radio (if I’m driving, this manifests itself as an infinitely more assertive gear change).
Read on and you too can inject that swag with a little help from the B man. Trust me - there's one for every occasion:
For a night on the town:
Well, looky here looky here
Ah what do we have?
Another pretty thang ready for me to grab
- Runaway Baby
When you and the squad enter the club at just the right amount of drunk and genuinely believe anyone in there would go for you.
For a duvet day with added swagger:
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….
- The Lazy Song
This one’s pretty self-explanatory. The yeahs are integral.
Ooh s**t, I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket (Keep up)
So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket (Keep up)
- 24K Magic
Tell me this isn’t THE tune to hit Tescos with on payday. Only in my fantasy I substitute pretty girls for savoury treats. Branded hummus, come at me.
For miscellaneous good times:
I’ll rent a beach house in Miami
Wake up with no jammies
- That’s What I Like
Somehow Bruno has turned the age-old nightmare of waking up with no clothes on into a luxury fantasy. Sign me up.
For when you're adulting:
Shout out to the girls that pay they rent on time
FINALLY someone has acknowledged the sheer agro of paying for what I have.
For when your look is on fleek:
It’s my birthday
No, it’s not
But I still look good though
The most versatile of the sass quotes: can be used 364 days a year.
For when Bae ain’t treating you right:
I got too many girls on hold for you to be so bold
Too many on my team for you to act so mean
- Calling All My Lovelies
Full diva mode descends circa 15 minutes after Bae doesn’t reply.